Pussy
Manufacturer: Pussy Drinks
Typical Price (UK): £2.25 (inc VAT)
Typical Price (US): N/A
Clive: Next up is… See? I’m not even sure we should say the name…
Rich: Yeah, go on, you’ve gotta say it!
Mark: You’ve got to; that’s what the name is…
Harry: I don’t know that you can even buy this, where did it come from?
Mark: No, you really can buy Pussy legally over the counter!
[Laughter]
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Harry: So, this is the MTV-endorsed Pussy energy drink [also endorsed by Peaches Geldof and Kelly Osbourne – Ed].
[Laughter]
Clive: So, are we all gonna be sipping on some Pussy?
Harry: Yeah, we’re all gonna be supping on the same [can of] Pussy today.
[Giggles]
Harry: Pass it around
Mark: Ah man, I’ve just spilt some of the juice from the Bawls on my trousers…
Clive: Don’t get it near the Pussy…
[Giggles]
Mark: That’s shocking…
Harry: Okay, this comes in a kind of Red Bull-type can. Apparently it has added milk thistle, whatever that is…
Clive: Milk thistle?
Harry: Argh, that smells… not good to me…
Rich: What happens when you mix some of the red Bawls and the Pussy together?
Harry: An energy drink overdose
Clive: Energy drink offspring?
[Giggles]
Harry: [smelling Pussy] It’s rather unpleasant…
Clive: [chuckles] Pussy smells unpleasant?
Mark: Hang on, this is getting out of hand…
Clive: [smells Pussy] Urgh!
Mark: [smells Pussy] Oh my god…
Harry: [smelling Pussy again] Agh, Urgh, Oh, that smells, Urgh, that smells…. Argh… I haven’t even tasted it yet…
[Giggling]
Mark: Oh wow, the Pussy tastes great…
[Childish giggling]
Clive: It smells horrible though
Harry: Yeah, horrible…
Mark: Smells bad, but tastes great.
Clive: It smells a bit like crushed thistle. Which I guess in’t all that surprising… Ooo, I think I’ve got a head-rush…
Mark: Did anyone used to drink Um Bongo?
Harry: It is a little bit Um Bongo-y. It’s more bitter than Um Bongo
Rich: So you’re saying it’s like a monkey’s crotch or something?
Harry: No, Um Bongo’s nice…
Clive: OOOoo, that’s horrible!
Harry: It’s sweet and fruity like Um Bongo would be, except it’s bitter…
Clive: And rank…
Mark: It’s not, it’s nice. It’s like Um Bongo, it’s fine.
Harry: [at mark] No, I think you’re the only one that thinks that’s anywhere near passable…
Clive: It’s a bit like elderflower wine; it’s got that kind of bitterness…
Mark: I’d go with that, yep. I’m quite into the Pussy actually.
[Giggles]
Harry: You can finish the Pussy then
Rich: Are you just trying to reaffirm that fact Mark? Guys, I prefer this to the Bawls, I love it, I love the Pussy….
[Laughter]
Harry: Is this some kind of secret ad campaign? To give all energy drinks some kind of sexually ambiguous name?
Clive: So, what’s next?
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